Rants and Raves - Part 1

there is a long list of things that annoy me which has left me to question the validity of past claims that i'm a bitch. thankfully, my family and true friends accept me despite my pet peeves and silly ways.

first off, i have little tolerance for rude store clerks. i'm the first to put someone in their place that is waiting on me. although it embarrasses those with me in the moment (sorry), i expect a certain standard of customer service. i don't care if that person waiting on me is having a bad day-- get over it.

i'll be the first to tell someone they need to change their career path if they're blantantly rude to me or anyone else within my vicinity. i 've even referred a couple clerks to the local employment department because they treated me like shit.. telling them if they don't like what they're doing, get another job. it's that simple.

next, i despise jocks that think they're gifts to this small as town they live in just because they make it in the local paper during sports season. we all know that if you were in an actual city, you'd be like everyone else... just another kid playing sports.

you're not anymore special than other kids that actually treat people kindly and have talents that really matter..... reality is you'll end up at the local junior college as that lil fish in a big pond hanging out in the student center like a loner. or, you'll drive a delivery truck, coaching kids and reliving your pathetic life through a bunch of other brats that will repeat the same patterns. those kids you made fun of and bullied will move away, actually succeed in college and return only to visit and prove their accomplishments. plus, they'll be hot, and you'll have a beer gut from drinking yourself stupid.

then, there's my detest of the soccer type moms that band together and judge the rest of us because we're not 'in' your little group and involved in every facet of our children's lives. i love my boys and teach them to make their own choices in order to be strong adults. being involved is important, but this type of mom takes things to a whole new level.

you're simply just jealous because i can still fit into the same size clothes that i wore in high school, and you rely on sweatpants or shorts year round. plus, your husbands flirt with us other mom's even though we think they are disgusting too. once again, get over it. life is about treating people as you want to be treated. so, it's my assumption that you want me to ignore you, make fun of your oversized walmart shirts and avoid working school events with you as much as possible.

finally, to close my rants for now, why do people find it necessary to give unsolicited advice? if i wanted to hear what you actually thought, i'd ask for your opinion which would mean i really give a shit. this drives me totally crazy! when people actually open up and share their issues with you, most of the time, they just want you to listen, nod your head and say you understand. they don't require a dissertation on how you should fix things or worse yet reconcile your life.

and, people wonder why i'm so private and have issues about opening up to others. you can thank the other countless morons that told me without being asked-- their views on my life. and, these are the same type of people that will ask you if you're sick or tired because you didn't put on enough mascara. there's nothing like feeling great and seeing that 'day ruiner' that finds pleasure in pointing out that you look like shit. i should carry a mirror and ask them to take a gander at their own face. trust me bitches, it ain't purdy!

wow.. ok done for now..
maybe i am just a bitch?!?